July 2012
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
“The most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle.”
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY, YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Lock myself in room and goes on Tumblr*
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
– Shakespeare (submitted by shootinggstarss)
People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked
