February 2012
January 2012
Hot person: Hey
Me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like weddings on the beach yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you and when we retire we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or maybe we can be flushed down the toilet like dead goldfish actually no i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have some respect
